Honestly, it still blows my fucking mind that Marijuana will disqualify you from the Olympics. How this should go –
“We noticed you tested positive for Marijuana, while managing to perform at a world class level,” said the official.
“Oh, I’m sorry…” the athlete began, before the official cut him off.
“Yes, well, here’s an extra medal. I mean fuck, I can barely get off the sofa when I’m high. Good job kid.” High fives all around.